A: Gay people deserve to feel safe, or at the very least, like a very cool knight. Make no mistake, these swords are not for violence; they’re for allowing each and every queer person to feel like a protagonist.
A: Nope! Fortunately, everyone in the LGBTQ+ community will be entitled to a sword! Above all else, we value inclusivity and being able to halve a watermelon with one swift and beautiful slash.
A: Though this may seem to be an obvious concern, polls conducted by the Center for LGBTQ Armaments revealed that 89% of queer people surveyed plan to use…
Hello! If you’re reading this, you’re probably deciding the fate of my employment. I’m so glad you’re reading this writing sample. Did I mention how good your hair looks today? Anyway, as an applicant, I wanted you to know how qualified I am and how much I absolutely love doing jobs and being good at them. Before you hopefully invite me for an interview, here are some quick facts you may want to know.
Q: Tell me about yourself.
A: I’m a copywriter, resume writer/designer, Photoshop wiz, and former employed person who is, like, a huge fan of jobs. I…
By now, you’re probably aware of (and maybe tired of) the term “milkshake duck.” The premise is simple: somebody becomes Twitter’s “main character” after a viral tweet thrusts them into the spotlight, then as quick as they’ve risen, they fall. Why? Because every single time, pretty much without fail, a name search of the person plus whatever slur you can think of lights up with all the racism, antisemitism, homophobia, transphobia, and any other kind of bigotry you could imagine. Put simply, milkshake ducking is the art of fifteen minutes of fame becoming one Twitter news cycle’s worth of infamy…
Millennials: they’re pesky whippersnappers, outdated-industry-killers, and defenders of newfangled fads such as “gun control” and “equality.” It’s like, go back to fixing our iPad wifi instead of protesting human rights atrocities, am I right? What a bunch of snowflakes. Some are snowflakes with PhDs, but still.
Despite being full-grown adults now, millennials have no place in government. Luckily for you, we got an insight into their lingo from our Fox & Friends Youth Consultant, an expert in the field for over 60 years. Here’s what YOUR millennial, who’s in their 30s now, might be texting about the US Government:
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