Yes, all gay people. Now’s the time to buy a sheath.

Art by Georgia Shenk , @GeorgiaShenk on Twitter

Q: Why should we give all gay people swords?

Q: When you say “gay people” do you only mean gay men?

Q: Should we be worried about the potential for increased sword attacks?


You wanna hire me soooo bad



They’re always asking WTF (Was This Fabricated?)

  1. OMG…

Maddy Gross

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